• @starman2112
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    608 months ago

    An abrahamic god punishing other people for your sins? Preposterous!

    • @[email protected]
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      58 months ago

      Its lore accurate. Like when he killed first borns because he forced the pharaoh to reject moses

      • @starman2112
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        48 months ago

        I guess there was also that one time he said to put all the Amalekite women, children, babies, and animals to death, and then got pissy when Saul didn’t do genocide fast enough

  • @[email protected]
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    208 months ago

    This has all the makings of a hit movie. It’s basically Death Note, but OP has to nut to seal the deal.

    • @[email protected]
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      98 months ago

      Que to scene, op desperately jerking it while running through crowded streets and murderer/hitman chasing him

  • @MeDuViNoX
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    168 months ago

    Anon just isn’t masturbating enough.

  • FreshLight
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    128 months ago

    Sounds more like a nice superpower

  • ivanafterall
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    I think OP needs to tell the story to his family and see what they think about who’s to blame.

    • @[email protected]
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      128 months ago

      Anon lives in a Theocratic region. His answer from family will be screwed.

      That said 4chan probably won’t provide a good answer either.

  • @[email protected]
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    8 months ago

    Correlation does not equal causation.

    Anon’s family live in a suedo warzone, they aren’t going to die of old age.

    Anon could go his whole life without masturbating or reproducing and chances are best case his niece is going to get blown to bits by a rocket or gunned down by police.

    His own outlook is pretty grim depending on region and his side of the religious divide.

    • spez
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      08 months ago

      do we have a r/whooosh?