• @768
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    257 months ago

    marriage funny, boomer laughs

  • @[email protected]
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    177 months ago

    I work nights and my wife suggested that we sleep in separate beds so she wouldn’t wake me up when she gets up in the morning. I told her I would rather be woken up by her every morning then sleep alone get better sleep. I got sex from that line.

  • Xariphon
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    157 months ago

    I wake up every morning happy my wife is there.

    She snores like a wood chipper but I don’t think I could sleep any other way.

    I do sometimes wish she would warm her toes some other way, though. And give me back my hoodies.