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Clbull@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Lie Detector

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Lie Detector

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Clbull@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world
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    Wonder Woman grew up on an island populated by only women. She would not be surprised.

    • nyahlathotep
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      what was the name of that island, again? Galpalia?

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        Roommate Island.

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          The Isle of Lifelong Friends

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            Munchamuhcoochie

            • BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de
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              The island of lesbos?

              https://maps.app.goo.gl/JzaZuCbc3JSRfjRQA

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    “I get that a lot”

  • Entropy@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Anyone know what the original says?

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      “To murder Superman in his fortress.”

      Power Girl was under mind control.

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        Boy, that escalated quickly.

  • pootzapie@kbin.social
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    Go on…

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    deleted by creator

    • oshitwaddup@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz
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      That is what a magic rope that makes you tell the truth does tho

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      Wonder Woman’s lasso does significantly better than our real world equivalent of at best, measuring somebody’s stress when you’ve intentionally put them in a stressful situation.

      • 🐑🇸 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇪🐑@lemmy.world
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        Wonder woman’s lasso doesn’t even detect lies. It just forces you to speak the truth with a varying compulsion to reveal secrets depending on author.

        Calling it a lie detector is an odd thing when it’s the one thing it can’t do

        Edit: I stand corrected on my last point

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          I think that’d actually be a pretty easy thing to use as a lie detector, just wrap the thing around whomever and say “say that again”.

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            Or literally just ask “were you lying”?

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              That’s a way better idea.

          • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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            Scumbag caught by the lasso: “That again.”

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