Exxon -> Sexxon (I got my mom’s permission before posting this)
😳
My company uses a rather large tech support vendor called SHI.
Hated competing with them even before they were this big like 20 years ago. Can’t win on price but can’t hate on em bc they’re not cdw, it’s a super successful asian woman owned business success story.
Cdw?
bred bull.
SAudi might be some kind of cultural appropriation?
The home despot where dictators get more done!
ICBM… A very different kind of international business
GAPE opens up more than stores.
I looked through too many brand names to come up with these.
ƒapple
This is a very real brand sold in Germany that always reminds me of Randy Marsh:
I never realized this. Imagine a small child misremembering the name of their favourite ice cream
HUgg :)
Son(n)y
Cro(o)cs
Yankee (S)candle
(W)Etsy
Fucking “wetsy” lol
Fapple
As(s)us
Fed(s)Ex
Pe(e)psy
Twee(b)ter (lol)
F(U)-Droid
Vis(t)a (if that counts)
Tiffany & Co(p) (kekw)
Ora(l)cle
As(s)rock
Ga(y)torade
I just now realised that ASUS is “A SUS”
Sutco. Slutco. I think about this every time I see one of their trucks drive by.
I couldn’t think of anything other than replacing the g in king to make Burger Kink.
Doesn’t necessarily fit, but it’s the best I could come up with.
There’s already a bearing company called F.A.G.
Not just one but two: SMEG -> SMEGma
