• IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Prepares to violently grab the cat by the neck, his Daqtagh in his other hand, tears welling up in his eyes

    I CAN’T!!! THERE IS NO HONOR!!!

    cat rolls over, stretches, changes position and snuggles in closer and tighter

    YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

    car purrs and hums loudly

  • Smuuthbrane
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    There is no greater glory than being chosen by the most honorable animal in the universe to be a mattress.