I’ve been a fan of the Godzilla franchise for a long time. I’m absolutely stunned to learn that the films don’t hold up to scientific scrutiny. I feel lied to, and betrayed. How could they do this‽ Everything is ruined.
I mean it’s pretty well explained in the movie that there is actually an entire ecosystem of giant life forms living in the center of the planet, and that they sometimes accidentally find tunnels out into our world, duh! -pushes up glasses on face-
And they’re all nuclear powered.
I can’t fucking believe they leaned into that… Like out of nowhere considering Kong island. And still haven’t brought it back up to do anything with it instead of immediately doing a journey to the center of the earth’s sun monster mash.
But being that deep would compound the square-cube problem.
You would think so intuitively, but once you pass Max q it actually reverses polarity and you become lighter!
Like putting too much air in a balloon!
Godzila for one is powered by ✨nuclear energy ✨
Does he eat nuclear energy? Or does he like chow down on some humpbacks every day?
Is Godzilla the real reason the Japanese whaling fleet won’t stop?
Their whaling fleet is a cover for his late night snacks. As near apex predators they have the highest concentration of radiation from Fukushima Daichi. Kinda like DDT and bald eagles.
But luckily we have Gojiro which is a natural sink for radiation 🥳👌🏽✨
He does neutrosynthesis kinda like plants do photosynthesis but different.
He drinks water and fuses the hydrogen into helium. This needs some deuterium to start off, which is why godzillas only occur in nuclear testing sites.
The oxygen concentration in today’s admoaphere would not be enough. That’s why bringing dinos backs wouldn’t work. That and Nedry.
But what if we gave each dinosaur an oxygen mask?
Now there’s an idea…
um what/who is Nedrid? google didn’t help
I think he means Nedry, a character in Jurassic Park.
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But where is the oxygen now then?
For what its worth most of the carbon from back then has been sinked into the ground, and while we extracted and burned enough of it to fuck the climate, it is nowhere near enough to have caused a relevant change in the atmospheric oxygen concentration.
Google geological oxygen sinks.
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Strength squares as you scale up but mass cubes; creatures this large wouldn’t be able to move their own body weight.
If you stop just before immobility, you’d have gargantuan fights at a glacial pace. Would be a terrible movie, but maybe a cool story or book.
This must be the real reason we have earthquakes.
A quick search suggests scientists haven’t definitively proven it isn’t the cause.
I accept this new theory without any further consideration.
First one to fall on top of their opponent wins.
Godzilla is nuclear powered so he’s not limited by biological energy sources. There’s still the entire issue of the form factor, but for that I like John Scalzy’s take on the Kaiju Preservation Society.
You also can’t just scale things up and have them work the same way. I forget if there’s a proper name for this but weight is related to volume which is the cube of the dimension, but pressure is related to area which is the square of the dimension. So giant king kongs ankles aren’t looking so great right now as the pressure will increase with scale.
Fittingly enough, this is called the Square-Cube law
Why can’t we just petition to amend the law?
Thank you! I was sure it had a name.
Ideally you aren’t slamming all of your weight on your ankles with every step though. If you do that at human scale with normal human weight, there won’t be much of your ankles left either. Your muscles work as a spring to catch most of the force and they also grow cubicly. So i think the law cannot be applied this directly to biological systems. Of course you are right, that King Kong would probably not just be a scaled up Gorilla, but also altered in his shape.
They literally show the ecosystem in the movie… This meme sucks.
Well, kind of.
They showed the interior of the earth with other megafauna, but how exactly Godzilla or Kong are getting their caloric intake satisfied on a regular basis is somewhat of a question regardless.
Godzilla especially… feeds on radiation? But not just like, consuming uranium ore. He can take a full thermonuclear blast to the face and seemingly heals bodily injury. Maybe makes him feel really full too?
It’s handwaved at best, which is fine. Trying to figure out how Kaiju work is like trying to explain The Force with physics. It’s just magic, don’t worry about it.
There are some real life fungi that are radiotrophic (like photosynthesis but with radiation [ok light is also a kind of radiation but you know what I mean]) So at least part of that makes sense but not the adsorbing a nuclear blast bit.
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Massive flocks of meaty birds. Like Godzilla-sized plankton that can fly.
The most “scientifically feasable” of all Godzillas, in my opinion, was from the 1998 film.
One single individual, born out of the radion from nuclear tests. This implies it took decades to fully grow and mature.
Although gigantic, one animal would be sustainable by the ocean.
The film ends with the animal being killed, so, for a change, humans eliminated a bigger global ecological threat.
I thought it ended with at least one egg intact?
It does, so it hints the cycle will restart.
I hate that this is even a thing.
- Godzilla is a metaphor (either intended or simply ingrained in the Japanese psyche) for Hiroshima and Nagasaki
- King Kong is a “Beauty and the Beast” love story
They are from different eras and are important films in their own way.
But we end up getting this shite because monsters must fight monsters, apparently.
It’s all a load of fucking shit and devalues the importance of each movies. It should never have been made.
Anyway, I haven’t seen the movie but Godzilla would win. Atomic breath. Come on guys, the monkey’s dead meat that you can’t touch for a hundred thousand years.
- Godzilla is a metaphor (either intended or simply ingrained in the Japanese psyche) for Hiroshima and Nagasaki
From what I’ve gathered, not quite. The film showed up around the time of the Castle Bravo tests at the Bikini Atoll. The bomb tested there turned out to be dirtier than predicted, and fallout made it to some Japanese fishing vessels. It became a bit of an international incident.
And then the original Gojira film launched. And one early scene showed a fishing boat, which went under in a bright flash of light.
Gojira, or Godzilla as he was westernised, was not just the personification of the bombs at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, it was the personification of the fact that this could happen again.
Yes, you’re absolutely right, I’d forgotten about that.
I think my main point is still valid though - Godzilla is a physical manifestation of the destruction that nuclear activity can cause.
As I read on another post somewhere: “Ask a Japanese, and radiation creates monsters. Ask an American, and radiation creates superheros.”
And that part still holds. As Godzilla moved (surprisingly quickly) from existential horror to pulp action, the radiation theme endured.
Shin Godzilla was great for following the original idea behind the first movie. Also that version of Godzilla would kick King Kongs monkey ass every day of the week.
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The book Kaiju Preservation Society by John Scalzi actually explains this for the megafauna in its universe. It’s not a perfect explanation but it does well enough
Oh shit, have not heard about this book and need one for my upcoming vacation. Gonna look into this!
It’s a great vacation read! It’s pretty light and fun, I’d recommend it for that
Bonk!!!
More like Earth’s gravity prevents living creatures of their size without serious changes to their skeletal structure.
Also, how the fuck do they eat enough to live?
Godzilla is radiosynthetic isn’t he, wasn’t that like a big part of the cartoons? Like dude absorbs radiation to survive in most cases the sun but if there’s a nuclear accident homie gets a buffet.
Hummm… Tokio, evidently.
