One time I invited a girl over to watch a movie and she got mad at me because apparently that’s what guys say when they want sex? I just wanted to watch a movie…

The worst part was realizing how disappointed all those other girls will did come over and watch movies with me must have been.

Me saying I’m going to the library 3 times a week as a teen

Mother will do that too

Don’t tell me. It’s math, isn’t it? You’re gonna study “math”, right?

My dad, “nice!”

Study dat ass

Wonder if they’re gonna climb, jump, or fly