• Seven
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      58 months ago

      Agreed, usually Risa is a pleasant collection of human memes however I find this example to be repugnant.

  • @[email protected]
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    258 months ago

    Having to work really hard to separate my feelings about Guinan from my feelings about Whoopi lately. But even then, Troi, Crusher, Guinan.

    • @gravitas_deficiency
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      338 months ago

      So I was morbidly curious about what you meant, so I looked it up:

      Whoopi Goldberg faces a fresh round of backlash after her latest historically inaccurate statement about the Holocaust, which she claimed “wasn’t originally” about race in an interview

      Fuckin… yikes.

      Computer: end program.

      • @spacecowboy
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        238 months ago

        The most recent thing is her saying people who are struggling financially just aren’t working hard enough.

        • Obinice
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          148 months ago

          They just need to pull themselves up by their borgstraps!

          • Seven
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            48 months ago

            I am not aware of this technology, perhaps you could enlighten me?

  • Steve Anonymous
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    168 months ago

    Damn. Tough choice but I have always had a soft spot for crusher. So fuck Troi, kill guinan and marry Beverly

  • Haus
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    158 months ago

    Jadzia, Tendi, Bajoran Space Karen.

  • @[email protected]M
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    148 months ago

    Smart of you, OP, to not include Morn in this because we all know he’d be the only choice for both Fuck and Marry.

    • @[email protected]
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      48 months ago

      Fuck Q

      Someone’s trying to get home quickly.

      kill Alexander Rozhenko.

      You are without honor!

        • @[email protected]
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          48 months ago

          Becoming the concept of orgasm. Geometrically impossible positions. Awareness of both bodies at once. The feeling of becoming a nebula and releasing all tension as you dissolve into the universe. Experiences beyond understanding that would shred your pitiful psyche, and you’d say thank you.

          I'll have what she's having

  • andrew
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    I hear you can probably still get with crusher if she’s a ghost. She’s into that.

    So kill Crusher. Bang Guinan, and marry everyone’s favorite empath.

  • @[email protected]
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    88 months ago

    In that order. Wouldn’t want to spend a lifetime next to a mind reader. Guinan would be a wise, nurturing partner. Most importantly, Guinan can summon spirits and we all know who’d get a kick out of that.