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    1 year ago

    Turns out every US neighborhood is a warzone because they have more than 12 guns and cans of WD40.

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      1 year ago

      The cans of WD40 are IEDs. Improvised Explosive Devices. They are filled with explosive material.

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        1 year ago

        So are cars, car shops, and restaurants. Guess we live in a war zone.

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            1 year ago

            No they’re synthetic oil cans that are one of the best ways to grease things and can as a side be used as a bomb.

            You don’t take a picture of a vodka bottle and say someone was trying to make moltov cocktails. Likewise, if I raided a bar and took pictures of empty vodka bottles and towels that doesn’t make them or the customers terrorists.