• fossilesque@mander.xyz
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    1 year ago

    OK, I just realised this is the perfect way to explain period pain to dudes. That ache you feel after getting kicked in the balls plus that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself? That is what a period feels like.

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      1 year ago

      that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself

      I am not quite sure I know what you mean

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        1 year ago

        Try some Taco Bell, then you’ll understand.

        (Yeah, I know, I don’t actually have that problem and if Taco Bell gives you the shits you need more fiber in your diet.)

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      1 year ago

      That’s a lie. A kick in the testicles results in a greater pain than childbirth, as measured.

      Downvotes don’t change reality and empirical data.

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        1 year ago

        As measured by whom? Your shit attitude doesn’t prove anything.

        Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison. Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.

        I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.

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          Feisty. Do you also think looking at an egg hard enough makes it boil?

          As measured by whom?

          https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=pain+measurement
          https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=childbirth+pain+scale+categorization
          https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=scrotal+blunt+trauma+pain+scale+categorization

          Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison.

          You clearly don’t have any idea of what it feels like. Be a little less arrogant in your assumptions.

          Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.

          Completely irrelevant. Pain and injury aren’t the same thing.

          I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.

          I literally don’t give a shit what you think.

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            1 year ago

            You clearly don’t have any idea… Period.

            And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.

            Your entire premise is misogynistic bull. But whatever; keep at it. Look like an idiot. Deny yourself actual contentment in life. Die on whatever hill you want.

            Doesn’t change that everyone knows you’re wrong.

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              And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.

              Non sequitur. I care about public discourse and information availability. You could die literally right now and I wouldn’t be more fazed than if a single grain of sand fell on a beach.

              Your entire premise is misogynistic bull.

              You state, based on an empty premise and no arguments. Saying things doesn’t make them true, I’d expect you to learn this at an age of approximately 2. Lest, of course, you be an homophobe nazi pedophile that kills pets for sport.

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          1 year ago

          Literally nothing, Zoomer. Unless you mean what I’m currently supported by, in which case the answer is I’m on a chair.