peskywarrior@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year agoPeople of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?message-squaremessage-square126fedilinkarrow-up1101arrow-down150file-text
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squarePeople of Lemmy that take more than 5 seconds to start your car and drive, what are you doing?peskywarrior@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square126fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarelivus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up54arrow-down1·1 year agoBonding with the vehicle on a spiritual level so that we can move as one.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 year agoCar: check engine light turns on “well fuck you, too”
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoHow many times does the judge have to tell you? Stop masturbating in the car.
minus-squareqooqie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 year agoMake sure to please the machine spirit and anoint it in oil!
minus-squareSatyrSack@lemmy.onelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoMoya is not yet ready to leave the Applebee’s parking lot.
Bonding with the vehicle on a spiritual level so that we can move as one.
Car: check engine light turns on
“well fuck you, too”
How many times does the judge have to tell you? Stop masturbating in the car.
Make sure to please the machine spirit and anoint it in oil!
Regular offerings!
Moya is not yet ready to leave the Applebee’s parking lot.