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      Noah would’ve been a genocide-complicit, doomsday cult prepper, similar to those who build private libertarian cities on the ocean or some planet as a climate adaptation strategy.

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      Noah was the original Joe Exotic, except with every single exotic pet in existence

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        Not sure he could have kept them off the boat.

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          Not sure if you read your history book (the Bible), but he only brought 2 of everything. Including mosquitoes, flies, tardigrades, etc. Everything else died.

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            Not sure if you read your history book (the Bible), but he brought seven pairs of clean animals and birds (Gen 7:2-3).

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            Yeah, not sure if you’re intending to be combative, but not every Christian believes that flood narrative is literal historical account.

            I was just being a little silly.

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      Wasn’t he the one that banged his daughters? Idk there was a few of those types in the bible.

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        Lot.

        And actually, to be “fair” to him, his daughters raped him.

        As written it’s not strictly his fault. Even if his parenting skills clearly lack.

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          As written the only person who could have communicated that story is Lot himself. Coming out of the desert with only your two daughters and two babies seems like it might be good motivation to embellish