Pretty sure both of those are not instant unloads and have to be actively opened to force uploads outside of some normal schedule. If that’s true, that won’t work here.

I have the nvr setup with Synology and the vpn is there too, automated to connect when my phone leaves the wifi. This might be an option, but I’m on iOS so there’s limitations there.

If I had to bet, this is probably going to be the best answer. Dependable uploading, no vpn or homelabing, and replicated storage.

That can record from your phone’s camera and immediately stream it back home over vpn? If so perfect

Fucking treppenwitz in action here

Is this when I put noodles on my head? Never understood that meme

I’m in the same boat with German sadly. Trying to relearn some though. Ich habe fast alles vorgessen.

Genau

Still scares me. Not saying it’s logical, just frightening.

🤦 autocorrect got me again. Consent first obviously.

We’ll fuck that’s terrifying.

Why not run unbound for a recursive resolver? Seems like a more private DNS solution

Such a punchable face

I see you in the OP’s pic

Mmm wafflestomp

Awww fuck yeah tree law

That is a hilariously placed cloth between the legs

Can we have them all and a setting to choose? Other apps do that. Is it a limitation of the PWA?

Good

Not a big enough fine. That’s just the cost of doing business to them.