Midwestern Oaf
Shy, but willing to talk if approached
Some of them get like that, but others it’s more complex
It’s one of those things where nobody makes it same way and so you have to try them all to find which manufacturer does it in the exact way you like
I am always disappointed that video games don’t let me indulge in my pyromania more often
Not enough things start fires, not enough things burn, flamethrowers don’t shoot far enough…
Bah humbug
Oh, if you get the opportunity, try Blue Moon ice cream
It’s a flavor that defies all expectations, mainly because no one can tell what exactly it’s supposed to be
Every place that makes it does their own little variation on it, some are kind of marshmallowy vanilla with fruit notes, some are kinda sweet almond and light lemony
Either way, very very good and very, very much a Midwestern thing (though I have found it in the Northeast a few times, mainly from grocery stores)
Also, most places that sell Blue Moon also sell Superman, which is Blue Moon, cherry and yellow vanilla mixed together, which is also very good
Seconding this
I also like their White Chocolate Raspberry
Yeah, I'm a socialist
I vote in every election
Just two flavors of fash screaming at each other about which vanilla ice cream is more pure and free of taint
Was playing this co-op with a friend, and he was going around knocking the Nazis unconscious
So I went around shooting them in the face while they were incapacitated
Since we’re already making a beeline for it, just follow the Fallout timeline
13 super-states, to represent the original 13 colonies
Also, annex Canada
Xinjiang and Ukraine (both past and present) mainly
Because as we all know, Genocide is when other countries do things that the West doesn’t like
Whereas if Ukrainians are systemically oppressing and killing the Russian-speaking minority in the East, that’s just protecting themselves and their national identity, which is good
Mention active act of genocide
That's misinformation, comrade Putler!
Correct misinformation
How dare you deny genocide!?
It’s funny because everything I hear about Starfield makes me want to play it less and less
Like even the enthusiastic people are making it sound absolutely boring and tedious
If the best your fucking hype-man can say is “The game gets really good fifty hours in when you beat the main quest”, you either need to reconsider your design ethos or hire a new hype-man
I would have done it regardless
Pee pee poo poo
I will give every Turtleface a peanut!
I once had my players come across a puzzle consisting of a gap too long and wide to jump across, with the express intent of having them stop to investigate some runes etched into the ground and realize the way across was to walk backwards across the gap
Instead, one of them came up with the idea to use a pair of immovable rods to climb up into the air, then tying a rope onto one of the rods and setting up a big swinging rope-type-dealy get across
He rolled good on acrobatics, so I let him do that
When all four other players got across the exact same way, I just had to laugh for a solid minute before asking them why they didn’t investigate the etchings on the ground
“Oh, earlier, you had that book with the exploding glyphs in it and now we’re all afraid to read things we don’t understand”
I had turned all my players into superstitious aliterate acrobats
Honestly, I don’t know why anyone is surprised by Bethesda being crappy anymore
If Fallout 76 and Redfall didn’t convince anyone they’re willing to publish absolutely unfinished gibberish, I don’t know what will
I miss the Beforetimes
Like, if I had known that the world was going to get like this, I would have really cut loose in college
Instead I studied like a nerd and got my degree because I had a five year plan and everything
I should have listened to that cool old guy at the bus stop who told me to enjoy life and not worry about school so much