Bad but in the michael Jackson way with a cool jacket and slick shades

Performing a blood ritual tonight to summon the ghost of Santa Ana to finish the job

Prisoner 1: “hey man, what you in for?”

Prisoner 2: “I pushed over one of those DARPA dog things.”

In Stalinist North Maoist China they force the undesirables… look I can’t even do this. Fuck Texas and fuck the USA for enabling Texas.

I think Varg just killed his band mate. The gay guy was killed by a different guy in the same scene.

But yep, that asshole.

Funny you should mention that. They chose still water, had a guide line, and backup. However! Crypto fash dipshit Varg Vikarness tried the same stunt with chain mail. In a river. Nearly drowned his dumbass.

One night I went down the youtube rabbit hole of dudes in full plate showing off their mobility. One dude even swam for a short time doing a sorta breast stroke thing.

It’s pre Hexbear but that time we bullied a chud on r/cth to post his hog and he actually did it.

It was like actually finding the end of a rainbow and the pot of gold.

Maybe you’ll meet a cool comrade with a vasectomy.