I would absolutely not put it past Google to get in there and do that. My god I hope the FTC puts their head on a pole, I know the odds aren’t great but ohhhhhh it could happen ohhhhhhhhhhHHH

One problem is everyone still uses it that way, even people who have to constantly explain what systemic means will see some raging chud and say “that fucking racist guy”

real rich coming from a lily white spoonhead

“FUCK THE WHITES”

I loved Halo, but I played so much Halo back in the day, and a couple of stretches since, that now when I jump into any part of halo 1, 2 or 3 I am instantly bored to tears. I played it all on like Legendary and half the time I was reloading to keep every Marine alive or some shit. I have seen every corridor just tooooo many goddamn times

Oh also despite being that much into Halo, I never finished Infinite. Didnt hate it just had no motivation to keep playing. I think the meaningless ally respawn farms were part of it

Oh my god Rome: Total Realism ate my entire 2008

That entire game was such a huge disappointment, the gameplay trailers completely misrepresented what they were able to finally put out

I don’t like any dark souls. I just don’t like how even the most basic enemies revolve around “sit and wait, don’t attack yet, if you get bored and impatient, well, you are gonna get even more bored so just accept being bored”

The PvP part is the only part that is literally the worst gameplay ever created

I haven’t tried 3, but I tried 1 and hated the combat, hated it. I’m still gonna try 3 but damn, 1 was not clicking for me

Do try Morrowind, it’s great. You need to know just a few things though, and it will be way more likely to click for you:

• Make your own class and just choose one weapon type. A lot of the premade classes waste major/minor skills on dumb stuff.
• Don’t try to use any other type of weapon. You won’t hit. Wait until like level 20 to start trying other weapons.
• Your green Fatigue bar needs to be full to not fuck up everything you do- including magic and even bartering/speechcraft. Everything. Full fatigue bar.
• Make Alchemy a minor skill no matter what. Buy/steal/find Marshmerrow and Saltrice. Bind those to your quick keys on the number row. I use 3 and 4. Tap the key to munch on the herbs. Sometimes it’ll take a couple tries to get a lasting effect. Viola. You now have practically free HEALTH and FATIGUE potions that take up barely any weight and actually help a lot early to mid game. Way less waiting for that green bar to fill up.

Other than that, have at it

Oh and kill all slaveowners

I played quite a bit of Deadcells but I can totally see why someone wouldn’t like it. It also ended up getting somewhat tedious eventually

Red Dead Redemption 2 Online

Yeah I know there were a lot of complaints but there weren’t enough. The Player vs Player part of that game could have been fun, but it’s literally the worst competitive multiplayer I have ever played in my entire life. Holy God how could it be so bad?? Nothing happens, you just get instantly headshot and thrown back to instantly respawn 100 yards back, forever, and ever. I call it Headshot Sisyphus 2

yes that’s a very good birthsign especially because it raises the floor on your hit chance even with no fatigue left.

But I was just doing a Morrowind run in the last couple weeks, and I never had an issue, just made Long Blade a major skill, kept my fatigue up, and smacked people down. It also helps to mostly do power attacks - the chance to hit really seems higher IMO.

I was born under the Charioteer which is also amazing (What? Morrowind? Slow? What ever do you mean?)

And you’re not playing Morrowind right unless you stack up money until you hit 100k and start buying piles of Grand Soul Gems, Summon Golden Saint scrolls and Soul Trap scrolls and then constant-effect enchanting every single article of clothing, either by paying an enchanter who also buys soul gems and getting your money back each time, or by pureeing 400 ash yams and 400 netch leather until you have a galaxy brain and doing it yourself. You can make fatigue just stop ever going away

feminism is when 100k hp health bar

You had to know what you’re doing. You have to use the skills you picked for your character, and you had to conserve your fatigue. That’s not intuitive but when you do it, you don’t woosh very much

I also give every single character a minor skill in Alchemy to help them eat Saltrice and Marshmerrow, the cheapest fatigue and health potions EVER

oh damnit i literally forgot to put that in there

Absolutely. There are certain types of names that should honestly just be illegal, and are in some countries. For me, as the level of weirdness goes up, it actually becomes ok and then not OK again, a couple times

From least to most unconventional:

• Common names ✅
• Uncommon names ✅
• War criminal names ❌
• Misspelled common names like “Gianathunn” ✅ fine but why, why??
• Profanity or any kind of plain-language degrading like “fuckass” or “dumpsterwater”❌
• Common names where you arbitrarily assign letters and claim they represent different sounds "Oh it’s pronounced Johnathan, spelled like ‘Pppppppp’❌
• Common words that don’t even sound like a name, like naming your kid fuckin "Best One or “And The” or some shit, so every time someone says their name everyone else thinks they had a stroke❌
• Completely unique invented names that don’t sound like any word ✅ Just typin out random letters like “Bandalagika” or “Diunchip” doesn’t bother me at all because you assume it has to be a name
• Literally unpronounceable names ❌ Fuck you

Oh my GOD her dead name Elon gave her started with X, this man is a total goddamn clown