I’m more movicol than man
I’m now resigned to the can
Sweat beads upon my forehead
My time is utterly torrid
Here on this throne of porcelain
Oh Lord I swear I’m tryin
Answer the prayers of this mere man
Straining upon this off-white can

They are! I smash the woolies ones everytime, but I got this one from The Good Baker and it was massive.

No ragrets

Oooooooooo I’ll check it out! I have a switch!! Thank you!! 😍💜

Went for a walk, checked out pet barn, got some coffees, a brownie, a Portuguese tart, and a big sanga, and spent the arvo chilling out.

Lovely day for it too.

I had worked at my old job for 6 years and was an operations and billing consultant; he joined as a temp in the call centre. Xmas Party was coming up and all us permanent staff petitioned to have the temps join the party too, as they were initially excluded. But my team/department wanted to show them how much we appreciated their help so we won.

Him and I had a bunch of drinks at that party, and he invited me back to his place in Rezza; as it was on my line too (Epping) I said yep… Stayed the night lol. We were FWB for a few months, but we both caught feelings and have been together since Jan 2019

This place is what the internet was invented for

Yeah probably a dwarf lop or a Lop of some sort. Defo someone’s pet. Doesn’t look too feral. Prolly has a microchip I reckon, but if no one has posted about it in your area it may be that it escaped a while back. Dunno, but a very very adorable addition to your yard!! 😍

That looks like a pet rabbit, I wonder if it is possible to catch it and have a vet scan it for a microchip.

You’ll prolly need a towel and a heap of patience. Try to throw the towel over the bunny and that should keep it calm, and if you pick it up it is best to tuck it into your elbow and armpit while keep it’s back legs supported, and it’s front legs in your other hand. This should stop it from kicking and possibly breaking its back.

Leafy greens should be a good coaxing method, and carrots. Or you can just take the time to befriend it and it may be more amenable to being touched.

Edit: I am trying to use the photo to id the breed. Possibly a Lop of some kind based on its ears, but it could also just be nervous. Hard to tell without knowing it’s actual size

Maybe a dwarf lop? I think it’s a dwarf lop, so prolly someone’s escaped pet.

And it’s so easy when you’re evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I’m evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need

A perfect day to sit at a cafe

Been ages since I had alcohol, and I can feel every cell of my body hates me.

Hobart Whiskey: Tasmanian Whiskey Liqueur, and Tawny Cask Finish. Also have some of their signature but haven’t cracked that yet

Edit: the signature is “American oak, ex-bourbon matured”

Drinks with a friend, very lovely to see 💜 consumed some Guzman y Gomez and got a noice whiskey

Name and shame! 🔱

I am under the impression she does not write her own songs at all and employs ghost writers

OMG 😱I like totz need a really big brunch🥐🍳 and like, with like mimosas and martinis🍸🍸 babes! 😍 But, like not toooo big 👀 :3 I don’t want to get like FAT 😱💀 omg that’s like the worst! 😭 Ugh! 🤢

The House of Da Vinci on the play store. It’s an interactive puzzle, really pretty! And puzzling! I have discovered I may think too laterally, or not laterally enough 😂

https://youtu.be/EHIHl8Rw6W8?si=PdurdUO1MZV3EriH

Was gonna go to CERES community garden today, but the weather is dodgy so no guarantee the market will be on.

My oodie has been donned, and escape room game has been loaded 😙👌

It’s a good message, is about all the nice things I have to say about that song. My niece is in love with it; I have ended up associating Perth with Shake it Off bc of her 😂