He didn’t rebel, it’s all a show to hide who he really works for.

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Both parties suck. Both are corporate slaves, but one just happens to be openly pro-Nazi.

Isn’t this the intro to Idiocracy?

King Trump earlobe nibbler Ted Cruz

Made me giggle.

Trump is more like the love child of Frank AND a McPoyle. Into incestuous relationships as well as thinking he’s great at business. He would have been better off taking up bird law than politics.

Dibs on one of the ducks!

All hail Squishface!

Go eat some fish sticks ye.

JD just needs some sectional healing.

Be careful, we have plenty of weirdos!

Maybe try not being Amazon first?

Needs more fire.

But?

In tonights top headline, MoonPieTown man gets eaten by alligator while trying to retrieve dropped bath salts…