I’m a sign, not a cop

I guess it was that shrimple after all.

As someone that is currently going through KC1 and is old enough to have used floppy disks, this hurts me so deep.

Yeah, I live in the area and the toll roads scam texts are extremely common. It’s usually the broken English or random links that give them away. Well, that and the fact that I don’t use the toll roads that often.

Do you have anything with a good vintage? I like my beans finely aged.

The man heard “Fuck the police” and thought “Say less”.

In Soviet Russia, cockroach step on you.

-insert Professor Utonium spilling Chemical X.gif-

You monster!

He can only stay in there for so long.

Thus, the patch kit was invented.

God, corporations are so fucking boring.

Every time I read Erlich’s name, I hear Jin Yang struggling to pronounce it.

Kids say the darndest things.

Omg, ur lolxdsorandom. :p (Please help me, I just want to eat pizza and play Halo at a buddy’s house.)

At least 7.

You know it’s a real problem when you’re still losing the 10mm in your sexual fantasies. Where do they go…?

Thank you for engaging with my engagement!

Give it up, we know you’re actually six cats in a trench coat masquerading as a network engineer. I’ve seen enough photos of cats in server racks to know when I’ve been had.

I need this as a sticker slapped onto the back of a street sign I see on my way to work. Feels like that’s where it should go.