Who doesn’t love liquid bread?

Have you checked the bin for any more rotisserie chickens?

Nice to know that these types of people are out there. Treasure them.

This reminds me of an old joke where there’s a pothole in the street causing major accidents, and the solution is to move the pothole in front of the hospital so that people can get medical care more quickly.

Don’t forget the shag carpet.

Who said they weren’t creating any new worthwhile holidays?

SLAY

You’d think Tom Clancy wrote this one.

It’s time Claire reads ‘Animal Farm’ and starts the uprising. The only things you have to lose are your cow tools!

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It ain’t easy, being steazy.

-insert Radiohead here-

Wait, does he not even produce the beats anymore? Wow… His last useful quality. Now all he’s got is bitching out of Hot Ones.

Anecdotal: It can.

The sinister Nao, purified by medicinal cooking. One of my favs!

Understandable, have a nice day.

Rule #2: Double Tap

Goes to shittiest parts of country

Complains country is shitty

Can’t explain that.

Cliff’s Notes. Book version of male enhancement.