ulimit -H -u 10 will (hard)limit the current process (the shell) to 10 subprocesses. You can also use it to limit the number of open files etc.
To globally configure that for a user/group you’d use /etc/security/limits.conf instead.
If you want to prevent users from filling up the disk, take a look into quota.
He might be the teacher, a social worker or a parent.
I’d scold the sysadmin instead for not cofiguring critical systems in a secure way. Ulimit exists for a reason.
To be fair, yor risk of being shot at is much higher in an elementary school in Portland than in the Swiss army.
o.O I never knew there even was support for Windows 95. At least it was a time before Windows Update, and I don’t know of any Service Packs either. It would have been a pain to download anyway, with my 56k modem and the 20Pfg/min price tag 😬
What has happened on 2001-12-31? My Windows 95 lived beyond that point. I think I still have it installed on my retro gaming laptop that’s lying down in my cellar. Might be time to boot it up once again.
It’s a big difference whether a folder is named PetersHits or PeterShits. So what should I expect when opening a folder called petershits? Pictures of Peter on the potty or some great songs?
You mean right vs. wrong?
Don’t wanna argue with the premises here. But isn’t Christianity also a bit stupid for praying towards the instrument that’s been used to torture and kill their leader.
Just imagine you are Jesus and come into a modern church. You’d run away screaming with all those crosses triggering your PTSD. And that’s before you’ve even heard of all the atrocities they’re doing there in your name.
I don’t just rethink my programming decision but all my life decisions every night. Seem like Rust is the perfect language for me.
(Whipped cream) (Please note that I’m not a whipped cream supporter, I made this one for light theme users)
That. And the fact that doctor jokes have a well known scheme that’s broken here, as you’d normally expect the joke to continue after the sentence.
A woman comes to the doctor and asks “Can I take a bath with my diarrhea?” The doctor answers: “Sure, if it’s enough to fill the tub.”
(Black Plague) (Please note that I’m not a Black Plage supporter, I made this one for shots and goggles)
A neutron walks into a bar and asks: “How much for a beer?” The barman says: “For you, no charge”.
It’s a bit like the shortest joke: A woman comes at the doctor…
Or in German: Kommt 'ne Frau beim Arzt…
This one works well in German and English, but I assume it’s untranslatable in many other languages.
There are a lot of foods that taste better and better with every time you reheat them. Especially a lot of stews: Grünkohl, Bigos, Lasagna, Chilli con Carne, Pörkölt, all kinds of Curry etc.
Problem with reheating McDonald’s is, that it’s shit food to begin with. To get a decent menu out of McD leftovers you put them in the oven for 7 minutes, but make sure to replace them with a pizza 6 minutes before they’re done.
These are, in fact, called ‘lust lanes’.
Isn’t that true for most words describing words? ‘Long’ isnt a long word, ‘short’ is longer. ‘Palindrome’ is not a palindrome, ‘adjective’ is a noun, ‘name’ isn’t a name, ‘swear’ isn’t a swear-word…
An(n)ons favourite song: https://youtu.be/xvT2h0DRfX0