m8 have you even seen my childhood

it’s a case where he knows a guy just like Ronald but he’s not naming him, so he’s just talking about “Ronald”

I often quote light switch rave 😁

because the thing on the screen doesn’t really exist, so when it appears to really exist it feels like magic

looks really pretty. has it recently been repotted?

that’s amazing

All Corgis Are Beautiful 😍

beautiful!

I just had a provider issue take a server down after we swapped into production.my code was fine, still didn’t get to knock off on time.

capitalism preys on insecurity 🤷‍♂️

The whole article listing the various uses of flamethrowers, like environmental conservation, then mentioning concerns that flamethrowers can double as weapons is just… I don’t even know what to do with that.

it even lists napalm as an intended use. gonna conserve the hell out of that commie rainforest, I guess?

…regularly scans the North Korean internet as a hobby.

hell of a hobby!

there’s 8 billion people already.

huh I got a new layout today but it has AI features in the search? I don’t like it. I switched to signal and forced everyone but a stubborn few to follow.

parking inspector?

fuck I hate the current government of Israel right now

he’s got a hearing on another rape trial in June. here’s hoping for some justice

as an Australian, fuck I am so grateful crazy people can’t get guns in this country. imagine what this guy could have done with an automatic weapon.

“Sedates and pleases! Great for temperament”

you’d think he’d be more worried about Russia hacking chunks off the side of Europe