Ha not in my town.

Got that passion job salary.

Hey you, you’re finally awake.

It looks like something I would have mildly chuckled at when I was 12.

Gen z became what boomers think millennials are.

Anyone else feel like the vault hunters in this game look generic as hell? I personally can’t wait to play… Guy in a hoodie.

Yeah, but borderlands 2 feels like it was written by a funnier 13 year old that’s kind of self aware. 3 has a more “hello fellow children” vibe to it.

At that point you’re getting fired no matter what. Get an exit plan going.

In new Vegas it’s not lukewarm, it’s hot.

Welp, I finally ate the onion. Reality has become stupid enough that I don’t know what satire is anymore.

You were probably more passionate about keeping a roof over your head.

Me, a fan, instantly recognized her and noticed nothing “weird” about her. Caring at all about her jaw shape or whatever intrinsically makes you a gooner.

And honestly, you’re fucking weird for even responding to me.

She looks higher resolution.

Personally, I measure capacity in Tera-dactyls.

We all have intrusive thoughts about doing the opposite of what we believe, but most of us control and reject those thoughts. Brain damage can give control to the intrusive thoughts.

She looks like a supermodel, what weird gooner take is this.

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This is an actual boomer moment. Man they think they’re making video games sound sooo scary but literally everyone not a boomer knows what among us is except these fools. I wouldn’t be surprised if some amazonian tribes know what among us is.

The patriot in me smiles every time I microwave the water. Yankee Doodle, motherfuckers.

no new game plus

Just rip my heart out and spit on it.

On the other hand, this update is unexpected, so I’m tentatively excited.