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Depends on the state of the banana I suppose. I used to do the bunch end but it’d always end up mushing it a bit. I find just apply some pressure with a thumbnail and peeling it had better results. I remember being taught that way years back and it’s worked sense. The bunch end might easily come off if it’s ripened a bit I suppose.

I also thought it was strange. Sounds like the much easier part?

Open a banana from the seed end and not the bunch end. It’s much easier.

When we grew up wondering how we would address overpopulation, impoverishment wasn’t something we had in mind.

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They had no money. For Terra.

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Hi, which option have you told me you already don’t want would you like?

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Because he already ate all of the spare ribs.

I saw one with a boat in tow the other day and all I could think about was how much I wished someone would try and use it as a submersible and leave us land dwellers alone.

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It’s fine we’ll just put people into inescapable debt and have their options be a labor camp or a comatose bio-energy source. You will of course incur medical debt for the comatose option.

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He looks like a fat version of Zach Braff with Richard Simmons’ hair.

Streaming services become required by law like insurance

Wait, why am I required to pay for a streaming service?

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