• rtxn@lemmy.world
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        If you put the whole ass campfire in the tent, it might fly away. Put the fire in the freezer overnight, then thaw it out in chunks when needed.

        Alternatively, scrape some glue off your pizza and use it to stick the tent’s bottom to the ground.

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          I always pack several tablets of dehydrated water with me so if I’m running out, I can just dissolve a couple to have something to drink or cook with

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          Great advice. I’ve sometimes woken up several fields over after the fire has been a bit ferocious. The screams of my family as we’ve flown over people’s houses has also caused some complaints.

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        It also stores a lot of heat in the walls of the tent, which will keep the air inside from cooling down too much over the course of the night.

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    Transcript of me examining this picture:

    "Okay, face looks okay, jacket makes sense, let’s look at the hands. Looks like four fingers on her left hand there, the right hand, thumb’s a little screwy, is that a stick or is she part tarsier? Something’s kind of screwy there. Boots look about right, there’s even a pretty decent depth of field on the sho-THE FIRE IS IN THE TENT.

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      Man I didn’t even notice the fire in the tent until I read your comment …

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        I noticed the fire and I noticed the tent. I was too distracted by the hands to notice that the fire was in the tent… What has AI images done to me? Haha.

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            I mean I can think of a few ways to keep a text warm. A few ways involving a dumb blonde…

            This ain’t it chief!

            Though considering I didn’t notice the location of the fire until reading the comment, maybe I should the dumb blonde…

            Reminds me of the Dad joke: Set a man a fire, he’s warm for the night. Set a man on fire, he’ll be warm the rest of his life!

            That tent is about to get real hot…

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      It’s like that test where you count the number of basketballs and miss the guy in the gorilla costume.

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    A smart move would have been to put a real photo here and then troll all the comments about uncanny valley …and by smart I mean evil.

    I will totally do that in future.

    ( btw. the hands are still messy ☝️)

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        I’ve seen enough posts on Instagram to not be surprised by idiots ruining a perfectly good tent just for a shot 🤷‍♂️

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          I think it’d be pretty tricky to get a fire going at that size and get the photo taken before the thin plastic of the tent melted or burst into flames. The tent in the picture is fine, which I honestly think would be impossible with that setup, even if you tried to be quick

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      It would be neat to have a community where images are posted and people discuss whether they are authentic photos or AI generated.

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    LOL

    I was like “Ok where’s the catch? Too many fingers? 3 feet? Dang those pictures are good now, was OP just being serious?” And then I saw. Fucking hilarious.

    Thanks for the laugh OP

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    It’s not that these images are perfect - it’s that they’re close enough.

    The “problem” is that these images look amazing with a minimal touchup - something which would happen anyway to a real photo.

    An extra hour to two fixing some AI artifacts (the ol’ droop-eye and derp-hand) is a LOT cheaper than getting actual people out to an actual location and taking an actual photo.

    EDIT: I just realised the tent is on fire 🤡

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      Honestly if you did those touch ups and said it was real I would still believe it, reminds me of that subreddit where they post weird Stockphotos. Like the lady soldering but she’s holding the hot bit of the solder iron, or the hackerman with the faux mask. Serious stock photos can be hilarious sometimes.

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    The tells

    Hands issues, thumb and metal claw

    Face issue, studio lighting on face, right eye is not eyeing.

    Body issues, left leg is a weird tiny leg

    Boot laces lack credibility

    Fire in a tent

    AI is bad at the details.

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      I’ve gotten so used to looking at the details that I didn’t even notice the blatant fire-in-the-tent.

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          They’re terrible!

          I actually kind of love that AI art can’t even pretend to do hands right. But also I had an instructor who’s catch phrase was ‘‘if you let the computer do it, it’s gonna suck’’ so. Not really a surprise AI can only defeat art that’s placid and uninspired shit. and can’t even do anything on model or sequential… it’s just… it can be a placeholder and that’s about it.

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    I read AI and I am focused exclusively on the hands. So much that at first I didn’t even see the fire…

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    I hate how obsessed AI has made me with hands and feet. cause that used to be how you noticed AI pics (still is, to a degree, but they are sadly getting better at not creating abomination limbs), they always fucked up the hands and feet.

    and now I find my eyes immediately drawn to hands and feet of any picture, even in real life, cause this stupid bullshit has trained my eyes to scan for weird digital hallucinatory biology.

    and I can not begin to express in human language how much I hate it now that i’ve noticed it

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      And sometimes people just have weird hands. I remember seeing a picture from a Trump rally somebody posted, and people were like “Why does everybody look so weird?” “Must be AI. Look at that baby’s mutant alien hands.” It was a picture from 2017, before all this AI shit started.

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        Supposedly theres a porn star from the '90/00’s that had a club foot. Super hot, but always had the one foot out of the frame or covered.

        Probably “folk lore” but what you said reminded me of that.

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        Rob Leifeld is a time traveller and used AI for all his drawings.

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    To be fair, I’m not sure this is an unrealistic scenario of your average instagram influencer going out camping.