Shouldn’t the balloon be black rather than white?

Sauron made the orcs. Saruman made the hyper-orcs apparently.

Don’t buy your gays discount towels. They will fail to thrive and breed.

You should grow some mint

What the fuck is an inauguration fund?

Even Peter Thiel is like “Well, you can’t murder Brian Thompson from a virtue ethics point of view. But the world is better off without him so from a utilitarian perspective it was a good thing to do. Can’t say that can I? What can I say?”

No, he was also an opthalmologist. He had an older brother that was supposed to take over the family despot business but who unfortunately died in a car accident.

Friend brought back some Twizzlers (sp?) from the US. They tasted bad and the packet said “less than 2% petroleum” which was worrying.

I think that community is for people who want answers to questions and your question really does not seem to fulfil that requirement.

Second wish was turning cancer guy into a cheeseburger

cough cishets

egg

Isn’t that the senator that protected that coach that did a bunch of sexual abuse? He never got cancelled.

He’s been mocked for years about what a shit father he is. Poor kid.

The new Enron might be a satire on crypto but it’s more likely just another crypto grift

Zeynep be like “Murder is terrible and he really should have used a drone”.

Are you saying they don’t pay him? This isn’t a letter to the editor you know.

I think they said that Luigi had a ghost gun, partially 3D printed? Of course he didn’t make the bullets so maybe that’ll matter.

Didn’t an American join the Russian army and then they beat him up, accusing him of being a spy? Can’t even remember whether they killed him.

Who the fuck is Brian Johnson?