Wait til he finds out about Tangerine Dream.

I keep bringing you home because you’re cheap but I’m never really satisfied.

Almost every day I read a real world headline that seems like it must be satire.

I love it when Conan tries to reel him in and then just says fuck it and let’s him go.

The end result sounds awesome. I would totally listen to that on its own.

Almost as good as “helgium.”

As if French didn’t already have enough vowels.

I ate it.

I don’t particularly care for raisins but I might have to go get some to satisfy my curiosity.

Those first two are great but that Shoenberg piece… Man, some things are best left on paper.

Oh man, you weren’t kidding. That’s just objectively bad.

“The only second chance that I know is the chance to make the same mistake twice.”

–David Mamet

Christmas tree dildos you say?

Tbh I would eat it if someone put it in front me, just for the experience.

Usually? Why do they keep eating it?

Remakes that are better than the original:

The Thing

The Fly

The Blob

Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Cat People

Hmm. I’m noticing a trend here.

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People have been making original movies for over a century, many of which have profoundly stood the test of time. I’ll watch any of those before I will watch a modern remake or sequel.

To the answer the question I just now watched Things Change on my friend’s Plex server. Four stars.

The joker here is Caesar Romero who actually invented the caesar salad.

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