• Smackem Wittadic
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    3 months ago

    “my wife is rather petite” also supports your view point on the topic.

    BUT another way of viewing the topic is that $30 in paper money only has that value because it has it written on it. If you set them both on fire and melt them, copper and nickel maintain a lot more of their value than paper currency.

    So really it can be argued either way ¯⁠\_(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

      • @[email protected]
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        3 months ago

        I like contactless payment, but these contactless tits aren’t for me.

        Do you remember those days when you’d go abroad and have to exchange your tits for the local tits? It was nice trying to collect them.

      • @[email protected]
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        43 months ago

        I, for one, would greatly prefer breasts that are acceptable currency at vending machines.

        • I Cast Fist
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          43 months ago

          So richer women would have bigger boobs? And paying for things made them smaller?

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            3 months ago

            Bro you saw the answer. They have the same value despite different sizes. It’s simple. Basic. Elementary. 😉

            Joking aside; no I’m totally serious. They should have semi-automated mammogram vending machines that pay people to get tested and they should be as common as the blood pressure kiosks at pharmacies (which should also pay people to use them). The value of catching more treatable diseases earlier in their progression would well outweigh the cost.

      • I Cast Fist
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        43 months ago

        If you ever get lost, $30 in coins will also allow you to leave a longer trail than $30 in bills, thus the change allows for more stretching of the analogy!

      • Smackem Wittadic
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        13 months ago

        Oh absolutely! it’s just fun to break them down to see how they would work,

        Kinda like taking apart toys to get to the insides. You’ll end up with broken toys.

        ↑ There’s another analogy to break down