• starman2112
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    8 months ago

    Punt to the chest. Bird bones are papier mâché. Never get in a fist fight with a goose, their wings will break your arms. Definitely don’t try and snap its spindly little neck. Just kick it in the chest

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Maybe if you have little bird bitch arms.

      Me? I’m nothing but arms. With all the typing and masturbation I do, I’m nothing but them.

      Me: 💪🧠 🤳