robocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agoWhat animal could you take in a fight?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square239fedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down120
arrow-up1989arrow-down1imageWhat animal could you take in a fight?lemmy.worldrobocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square239fedilink
minus-squarestarman2112linkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·10 months agoPunt to the chest. Bird bones are papier mâché. Never get in a fist fight with a goose, their wings will break your arms. Definitely don’t try and snap its spindly little neck. Just kick it in the chest
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·9 months agoMaybe if you have little bird bitch arms. Me? I’m nothing but arms. With all the typing and masturbation I do, I’m nothing but them. Me: 💪🧠 🤳
Punt to the chest. Bird bones are papier mâché. Never get in a fist fight with a goose, their wings will break your arms. Definitely don’t try and snap its spindly little neck. Just kick it in the chest
Maybe if you have little bird bitch arms.
Me? I’m nothing but arms. With all the typing and masturbation I do, I’m nothing but them.
Me: 💪🧠 🤳