The Picard Maneuver to Funny • 3 months agoThe man can't help himselflemmy.worldimagemessage-square151fedilinkarrow-up1396arrow-down141
arrow-up1355arrow-down1imageThe man can't help himselflemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver to Funny • 3 months agomessage-square151fedilink
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish13•3 months agoWho are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
minus-squareHonkyTonkWomanlinkfedilink7•3 months agoIf Upper Decking someone is taking a dump in the toilet tank, what would pissing in the humidifier be called? “Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions… Also, my brother & I had go cart growing up. One afternoon we ran that thing until engine overheated, leaving us stranded. Being an impatient lil redneck, my brother decided to whip it out & piss on the engine to cool it off… Hot piss smells fuckin awful…
minus-square@threelonmusketeerslinkEnglish5•3 months ago what would pissing in the humidifier be called? “Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions… “Freshen the air”? “Make it rain”? “Steam it up”?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish13•3 months ago*kitchen sink For when the one bathroom is already being used and ya gotta go.
minus-square@0x4E4FlinkEnglish2•3 months agoMeeh, I use it as a urinal, even if the bathroom is not being used 😁.
minus-square@starman2112link8•3 months agoGood to see the ol’ /r/SinkPissers community is strong on Lemmy
minus-squarekakler bitmaplinkfedilinkEnglish1•3 months agoI read that as “when the one in the bathroom is already being used” and imagined some guy grumbling about having to pee in the kitchen sink because someone else is already peeing in the bathroom sink.
Urinating in the bathroom sink 🤤.
Pissing in the ice cube tray 🤤
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
Gotta be biggus dikus
I prefer to piss in the wood stove.
How about the humidifier?
I’ll have to try that.
If Upper Decking someone is taking a dump in the toilet tank, what would pissing in the humidifier be called?
“Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…
Also, my brother & I had go cart growing up. One afternoon we ran that thing until engine overheated, leaving us stranded.
Being an impatient lil redneck, my brother decided to whip it out & piss on the engine to cool it off…
Hot piss smells fuckin awful…
“Freshen the air”? “Make it rain”? “Steam it up”?
Golden vapours.
Perfect.
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*kitchen sink
For when the one bathroom is already being used and ya gotta go.
Meeh, I use it as a urinal, even if the bathroom is not being used 😁.
Good to see the ol’ /r/SinkPissers community is strong on Lemmy
God damn 🤣… never knew it existed on Reddit 🤣.
I read that as “when the one in the bathroom is already being used” and imagined some guy grumbling about having to pee in the kitchen sink because someone else is already peeing in the bathroom sink.
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