• metaStatic
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    251 year ago

    One corporation, under greed, with liberty and justice for none

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      1 year ago

      I just asked GPT4 to write a modern late-stage capitalist version of the pledge:

      I pledge allegiance to the Free Market of the United States of America, and to the Corporations for which it stands, one Nation under Profit, indivisible, with liberty and justice for shareholders.

      I could 100% hear this being in the background of some midwestern emo song rofl