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minus-square@sbvlinkEnglish17•edit-22 months agoMan. My kids are just getting out of the hand holding stage. I love that they’re getting more mature, but I really miss those hot slimy little hands.
minus-square@sbvlinkEnglish6•2 months agoYou don’t realize how slimy/sticky kids are until you have your own. Like, they’re clearly gross, but you don’t realize how gross.
minus-squareThe AssmanlinkEnglish6•2 months agoYou can explain hygiene to a four year old until you’re blue in the face and they’ll still turn around and chase a chicken nugget under the booth at a restaurant.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•2 months agoKid - Dad can I [Blank] Dad - I’ll arm wrestle you for it. problem solved lol
Man. My kids are just getting out of the hand holding stage. I love that they’re getting more mature, but I really miss those hot slimy little hands.
And oh so sticky
You don’t realize how slimy/sticky kids are until you have your own. Like, they’re clearly gross, but you don’t realize how gross.
You can explain hygiene to a four year old until you’re blue in the face and they’ll still turn around and chase a chicken nugget under the booth at a restaurant.
Kid - Dad can I [Blank]
Dad - I’ll arm wrestle you for it.
problem solved lol