• EmoDuck
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    7 months ago

    How to actually read this:

    Hail the size of energy. (Meaning ‘Glory to the size of energy’)

    Drink can pelts Texas while possible tornado injuries US Border Patrol agent.

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        7 months ago

        Or, is it drink can doing the pelting of Texas? Also an interesting option

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        7 months ago

        A surprising lot of them are re-skinned, actually, so that’s a legit thing. Depending on your definition of pelt.

        Lots of cans that were printed for discontinued lines, or printed before a label change, have plastic sleeves over the can to re-brand them, even when the label on the old and new is identical…