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      410 days ago

      Thank you for your question.

      Option 1: “I’m not fixing your computer until you sort out the octopus bullshit going on behind your desk”

      Option 2: “The cable adapter you’re looking for is probably in this box, but it’s pretty octopussy in there.” Then hold firm, direct eye contact with a serious face until they respond.