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Lemmy [email protected] • 2 months ago

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  - AnIndefiniteArticle
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    Connecting…
    
    Hi! Welcome to the Rouge Planet Reporting Agency’s Mars office.
    
    To help us direct your call, please select from the following options.
    
    Any prank calls, jokes, comments, or other funny business
    
    Report a new planet discovery!
    
    Submit astrometry tracking data of a known planet from your location.
    
    if you have any information about Jupiter, press 4.
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        Please leave your message after the beep.
        
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        1 month ago
        I think I saw Jupiter in or near Uranus.

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