NataliePortland@lemmy.ca to Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoDonald Trump is so oldmessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down114file-text
arrow-up1104arrow-down1message-squareDonald Trump is so oldNataliePortland@lemmy.ca to Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square6fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSusagalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 months agoBack in his day, you had to eat lots of oranges or you got scurvy. Sadly, he’s also an idiot, so he decided to BE the orange.
minus-squareDiplomjodler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·5 months agoHe is so old, they didn’t have antibiotics back then. That’s how he got his brain damage from syphilis.
minus-squareSusagalinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoNah, his brain damage is nothing like Vietnam. He didn’t dodge brain damage.
minus-squareTalaraine@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoI still see that old comic sketch in my head lmao
Back in his day, you had to eat lots of oranges or you got scurvy. Sadly, he’s also an idiot, so he decided to BE the orange.
He is so old, they didn’t have antibiotics back then. That’s how he got his brain damage from syphilis.
It was his personal Vietnam
Nah, his brain damage is nothing like Vietnam. He didn’t dodge brain damage.
Drain bramage, the syphilitic killer
I still see that old comic sketch in my head lmao