No licking!

  • @ArbitraryValue
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    171 month ago

    I wouldn’t want to be the guy standing in front of the Throne of God and saying “But technically…”

      • Skua
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        81 month ago

        My relatively limited contact with Jewish culture has painted a picture in which this kind of technicality is, in fact, part of the culture itself. It’s great

      • Badabinski
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        71 month ago

        Honestly, I kinda love the whole “lawyering with God” thing that Jewish folks have going on. For any religion with restrictive beliefs, there will be adherents who will try to find loopholes. I’ve been lucky enough to have an upbringing almost completely free from religion (except for a year drinking hot chocolate at a Unitarian Universalist church, which is almost not religion), but I also grew up in a super Mormon part of Utah. I’ve spent my whole life as a bit of an outsider, seeing people pick and choose which rules to follow and try to discretely find and exploit every little loophole there is. I’ve always found the hypocrisy a bit unsettling.

        I think I’d really prefer it if the Mormons took the same argumentative stance with their god. It would make the picking and choosing a bit less hypocritical (which might lead to more Mormons ditching some of their religion’s shittiest and most regressive teachings), and there’d be a lot less shitty sneaking around.

        • @[email protected]
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          21 month ago

          It’s also ridiculous because God didn’t decree any of that, it’s past people who wrote the rules.

        • rand_alpha19
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          41 month ago

          Yeah, they don’t usually encompass the whole city, just the Jewish communities. Eruvs aren’t really necessary if you aren’t following Halacha (Jewish custom/religious law). Plus it’s a big deal if it’s broken, and it’s less likely to be broken if it’s smaller and easier to maintain.

          • @[email protected]
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            51 month ago

            In which case the city is not “partially encircled”, but “parts of the city are encircled”. Makes much more sense now.

        • teft
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          31 month ago

          Yeah, they usually only put them up in neighborhoods with a large portion of jewish people since it has to be checked for contiguity before every sabbath. That alone limits how large a portion of the city you could enclose.

      • @ArbitraryValue
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        1 month ago

        Apparently the God of the Old Testament is extremely pedantic.