• @nonentity
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    2022 days ago

    Nut milk comes from male cows.

      • @nonentity
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        121 days ago

        It’s a ballistic bovine which makes a ‘whoosh’ sound while overhead.

        • @[email protected]
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          fedilink
          021 days ago

          By definition, cows are female.

          Your joke sucks, unless it’s a “onejoke”, in which case it sucks even more.

          Nut milk comes from bulls, now that’s a better joke.

          • Mature female cattle are called cows

          • Mature intact male cattle are bulls

          • Young female cattle are called heifers

          • Young male cattle are oxen or bullocks

          • Castrated male cattle are known as steers.

          • @nonentity
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            221 days ago

            I was going to suggest digging up, but you’re on track to reach orbit if you maintain tunnelling on this bearing and momentum.