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A seating chart for an “8 HOUR FLIGHT” with the text “PICK YOUR SEAT” at the top. The chart is composed of 10 numbered seats, each occupied by a different famous Republican politician or public figure, or the devil. Each number represents a seat, and each seat is either adjacent to or between one or two different individuals.
If I’m gonna get to tell people about this story, I’m not gonna settle for the 2nd best reason that your flight complaint doesn’t register on the scale I’ve dealt with. I’m going for the best. It can literally only go up from here.
And your in the aisle. He has to ask you to move to do anything!