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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink53•14 days agoI was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•14 days agoThey say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.” Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•14 days agoInstructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•14 days ago'Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•14 days agothe most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.
As if Heaven was a place.
I was told that ooh heaven is a place on Earth.
Do you know what that’s worth??
They say, in heaven, “butt plug Smurf.”
Lots of people are saying it. Good people, smart people.
Instructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do
Better call Bitch Pudding.
Heaven is a half-pipe.
If I die before I wake…
At least in heaven I can skate.
'Cause right now on earth I can’t do jack
Without the man upon my back.
the most messed up thing is I read that line and instead of thinking of the oldschool kids’ prayer i start hearing Metallica playing in my head.
That was also implied.
Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens.