SSTF to Greentext • 10 days agoanon finds a plotholelemmy.worldimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1229arrow-down110
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink25•10 days ago“Second place gets bottom shelf dick,” as my grandmother was fond of saying.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•edit-29 days ago(His grandfather never actually won anything, didn’t need to, he just kept his penis on the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)
minus-squareMonkey With A ShelllinkfedilinkEnglish1•9 days agoYou get a full podium sweep, gotta do some acrobatics to be on all the spots for the pics though.
Second place is the first loser, as they say
“Second place gets bottom shelf dick,” as my grandmother was fond of saying.
(His grandfather never actually won anything, didn’t need to, he just kept his penis on the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)
If you’re not first, you’re last
What if you’re the only one around?
You get a full podium sweep, gotta do some acrobatics to be on all the spots for the pics though.