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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish107•edit-29 days agoBoss makes a dollar, I make a dime That’s why I poop on company time
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish65•9 days agoBoss makes a thousand, you make a buck. Go steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.
minus-squareKalkaline linkfedilinkEnglish34•9 days agoCEO pay is 344 times the average worker’s, grab the pitchforks and torches we have a mob to form. Sorry, I don’t have a cutesy rhyme.
minus-square@jballslinkEnglish29•9 days agoBoss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can’t pay my rent.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•7 days agoI feel like “dollar” would’ve been smoother than “$3.44” but great rhyme nonetheless.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish18•9 days agoWe’ll workshop it on the way to the office
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish29•9 days agoI say I’m sick, boss doesn’t care That’s why I squirt a shit all over his chair
minus-square@Console_ModderlinkEnglish20•edit-29 days agoBOSS MAKES A TWENTY, I GET A BUCK NOW I SMOKE CRACK IN THE COMPANY TRUCK
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•edit-29 days ago poop on company time Amazon intensifies
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•9 days agoHopefully, one day, Amazon will allow their drivers to poop into bottles…
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That’s why I poop on company time
Boss makes a thousand, you make a buck.
Go steal the catalytic converters off the company truck.
CEO pay is 344 times the average worker’s, grab the pitchforks and torches we have a mob to form.
Sorry, I don’t have a cutesy rhyme.
Boss makes $3.44, I make a cent. Sharpen the guillotines, cause I can’t pay my rent.
I feel like “dollar” would’ve been smoother than “$3.44” but great rhyme nonetheless.
Could just round to “3 dollars”
We’ll workshop it on the way to the office
I say I’m sick, boss doesn’t care
That’s why I squirt a shit all over his chair
BOSS MAKES A TWENTY, I GET A BUCK
NOW I SMOKE CRACK IN THE COMPANY TRUCK
Amazon intensifies
Hopefully, one day, Amazon will allow their drivers to poop into bottles…