Flying Squid to Microblog [email protected]English • 3 days agoSoup of the daylemmy.worldimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1645arrow-down111
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish21•3 days agoFriend, imma go ahead and say don’t stick your dick in that
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish15•edit-23 days agoNaming your spoon or fork “dick” is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences. After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkfedilinkEnglish9•3 days agoHowever, “I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta” leads to many questions.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•3 days agoThat’s why it’s provocative, no one knows what it means.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•3 days agoFool, you gotta let that shit SOAK. Lol, well played, friend.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•3 days agoHas anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!
minus-squareFlying SquidOPlinkfedilinkEnglish5•3 days agoImma go ahead and say don’t stick your dick in any soup. Except maybe gazpacho.
minus-squareSynapselinkfedilinkEnglish2•3 days agoYou cannot rush things with an onion soup! It’s best enjoyed with lengthy foreplay, such as gentle blow, or delicately teasing the crust.
Friend, imma go ahead and say don’t stick your dick in that
Naming your spoon or fork “dick” is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.
After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.
However, “I used the slotted dick to stir the pasta” leads to many questions.
That’s why it’s provocative, no one knows what it means.
Fool, you gotta let that shit SOAK. Lol, well played, friend.
Has anybody seen my dick? Aha, there it is, in your mouth!
Imma go ahead and say don’t stick your dick in any soup. Except maybe gazpacho.
You cannot rush things with an onion soup! It’s best enjoyed with lengthy foreplay, such as gentle blow, or delicately teasing the crust.