The sound of many of them exploding


  • @Mouselemming
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    323 hours ago

    Still, wouldn’t you at least check your devices after yesterday?

    • @[email protected]
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      21 hours ago

      check your devices

      Go ahead. Open your iPhone. Some things don’t present as being safe to open without damaging the unit, so no one’s going to pop it open for lulz.

    • Tarquinn2049
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      421 hours ago

      I mean, I certainly wouldn’t assume it was more than just the one thing yesterday, if you did, why didn’t you warn anyone? But now that it has been 2 things, you can certainly bet every other device is checked or chucked for a while. Fool me twice…

    • @[email protected]
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      -1122 hours ago

      Surely the almighty god they pray to five times a day wouldn’t let something like that happen a second time, would he

      • @Mouselemming
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        20 hours ago

        Since you’ve obviously forgotten, they share the same God and origin story as the Hebrews and Christians, and He’s known for working in mysterious ways, so who knows which side He’s taking on any one day?