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minus-square@AlligatorBlizzardlink15•16 hours agoStill the 18th here. Anyone know where I can buy some inflatable sex dolls and helium at this hour?
minus-square@AlligatorBlizzardlink7•11 hours agoSo they float, of course. This is an old internet joke.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink11•edit-215 hours agoTo inflate the sex dolls… He prefers doing chicks when they’re high.
minus-squareKingJalopy linkfedilink8•15 hours agoOh I get it. He knows because he’s a depraved perv he isn’t getting raptured so he’s gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan. Good plan, actually.
Still the 18th here. Anyone know where I can buy some inflatable sex dolls and helium at this hour?
Why helium?
So they float, of course.
This is an old internet joke.
To inflate the sex dolls… He prefers doing chicks when they’re high.
Maybe so the sex doll will go to heaven too
Oh I get it. He knows because he’s a depraved perv he isn’t getting raptured so he’s gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan.
Good plan, actually.