Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months agoI hope you don't have any plans this evening.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square187fedilinkarrow-up1826arrow-down111
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minus-squareAlligatorBlizzardlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·4 months agoStill the 18th here. Anyone know where I can buy some inflatable sex dolls and helium at this hour?
minus-squarehomesnatch@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-24 months agoTo inflate the sex dolls… He prefers doing chicks when they’re high.
minus-squareEvolvedTurtle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoMaybe so the sex doll will go to heaven too
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoOh I get it. He knows because he’s a depraved perv he isn’t getting raptured so he’s gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan. Good plan, actually.
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzardlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoSo they float, of course. This is an old internet joke.
Still the 18th here. Anyone know where I can buy some inflatable sex dolls and helium at this hour?
Why helium?
To inflate the sex dolls… He prefers doing chicks when they’re high.
Maybe so the sex doll will go to heaven too
Oh I get it. He knows because he’s a depraved perv he isn’t getting raptured so he’s gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan.
Good plan, actually.
So they float, of course.
This is an old internet joke.