(Please don’t ban me. If this is the wrong place for this post, then can you tell me where I can output in this manner. I just have funny tales that I want to share.)

I was in the casino, and, very nervous, I went all in with 2nd pair and shit my pants. Because I didn’t know where the toilet was, some of it slopped out down my leg, and onto the floor whilst I was searching for the bog. It was OK though, fortunately they had those push up ceiling tiles in the toilet, so I hid my shitstained pants there, and flicked a bit of water onto my arse and got some paper to dry, and was back in buisness.

I may retrieve those pants. I think they would be safe to manoeuvre with.