• starman2112
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    4 days ago

    Wouldn’t be too much extra effort to deploy a tactical sofa and bible.

    I’m not entirely sure what you actually mean by this, but the image just popped into my brain of trump immediately bursting into flames on contact with the bible, and Vance being unable to control his urge to fuck a couch for the next 3 months

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      4 days ago

      The bible would be for Speaker Johnson, and there’s probably a better vector available for him, but your visualisation can equally be considered canon.