• zalgotext
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    7 hours ago

    “Spilling seed” is a sin…

    First off, I’ve never read the Bible, so apologies for any ignorance I’m about to display.

    Second, how literal are we talking here? Like, do backshots count as “spilling seed”? What if she’s a spitter, is she doomed to eternal damnation? Is hot creampie sex the only legal sex, according to the Bible?

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      52 minutes ago

      Specifically, when you’re having sex with the widow of your brother who died before he was able to give her an heir with the purpose of ensuring she has an heir in your family as is your religious duty, it’s a sin to pull out before ejaculating.

    • Saik0@lemmy.saik0.com
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      6 hours ago

      I have no fucking clue… I think it’s crazy. But the idea that Jesus witnessed all of that and decided that dying to absolve us of it all is fucking hilarious.

      I just like the idea that he saw a donkey show and said, “yep… that’s worth dying for!”

      Is hot creampie sex the only legal sex, according to the Bible?

      I do believe so…

      • Croquette
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        5 hours ago

        Don’t kink shame Jesus. He was human like all of us

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          8 minutes ago

          No shame. Anything consenting adults want to do is fine. Just don’t be weird and talk to me about your private affairs in public.