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nukeM to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish · 1 month ago

They were just like us

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They were just like us

nukeM to NonCredibleDefenseEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • Vendetta9076
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    1 month ago

    If they fired it like that he’d be ripped in half. Passing on genetic material is the least of his worries then

    • HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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      Don’t be stupid.

      He’d leave genetic material in a cone shape about 15m long.

      • MaggiWuerze@feddit.org
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        And seeing how rad he looked, there were probably dozens of ladies just lying there with their legs spread in his general direction

    • modifier@lemmy.ca
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      There would be plenty of material all over the place but none of it usable.

      • Vendetta9076
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        1 month ago

        You could maybe make a clone from it

      • MaggiWuerze@feddit.org
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        1 month ago

        Not with that attitude

    • Shou@lemmy.world
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      26 days ago

      It worked for ouranus.

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