Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole bird.

  • @Susaga
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    11 year ago

    Thoroughly disagree. It’s far kinkier if it’s a live bird, capable of biting and scratching.

    • @[email protected]
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      11 year ago

      Yeah, but you can’t perform satanic rituals with a live bird, so… IDK, that kinda kills the mood for me.

        • @[email protected]M
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          01 year ago

          Make sure you know whether that conversion is legal where you are though, wouldn’t want to be investigated on suspicion of fowl play.