I though of:

Your hardware deserves better.

Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:

It just (not) works

  • neidu3English
    151·
    1 day ago

    “It just works”

    …because that is the state of a mainstream modern distro, and it’s not true of Windows anymore.

    Alternatively “No nagging, no forced online account.”

    • Psyhackological@lemmy.mlOP
      33·
      1 day ago

      Everything I encountered that haven’t worked:

      • Not supported hardware by manufacturer
      • Nvidia Drivers with Wayland
      • AlligatorBlizzard
        3·
        23 hours ago

        And good news, Nvidia seems to have more or less fixed the second one a few months ago.